Original Music Track - Myron the Ugly Troll

A Legendary Song for Bards, Taverns & Trouble

Made famous by Jordanian Valentine, the famed Bard of Zyranthea, this unforgettable ballad has echoed through taverns across the land for generations. Though the bard’s career ended tragically—thanks to an unfortunate encounter with Crocofrogs—his most famous tune lives on as a staple of bardic training throughout Zyranthea.

Myron the Ugly Troll is a rowdy, tavern-ready anthem that brings humor, atmosphere, and a touch of mischief to any gathering of adventurers. Whether performed during a lively celebration or sung before a brewing bar fight, this song adds flavorful immersion to the world of Zyathé.

Why You'll Love It

• A classic tavern ballad from Zyranthea, steeped in setting lore

• Associated with the legendary bard Jordanian Valentine

• A staple song taught to young bards across Zyranthea

• Perfect for tavern scenes and lively encounters in your campaign

• Adds humor and immersion to the world of Zyathé

Just remember… it’s best not to sing it in front of Myron.